lubricates:

praise our lorde jesus christ 

lubricates:

praise our lorde jesus christ 

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  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

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hanukkahlewinsky:

mom: but honey, you’re special to *me*

image

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ajantas:

boys are hairy and smelly and they sometimes have a weird sausage dangling from their body why do I want one

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princessqueer:

theblackpoolmenace-senpai:

dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke

one might even call it

avocado’s number

(Source: beesmygod)

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unskinny:

I hope Miss Claudette is okay.

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ruinedchildhood:

When you’re Washing the dishes and someone comes and adds in more

ruinedchildhood:

When you’re Washing the dishes and someone comes and adds in more

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hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

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